supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(Source: f-u-g-i-t-i-v-o)

wannajoke:

Soldier’s reaction when a rocket landed near them

wannajoke:

Soldier’s reaction when a rocket landed near them

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix)

Come you masters of war
You that build the big guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks

I just want you to know
I can see through your masks.

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could.

ichthyologist:

Leaf Scorpionfish (Taenianotus triacanthus)
As their name suggests, leaf scorpionfish are shaped like leaves which serves as a form of camouflage . Additionally, the fish will sway back and forth with the currents, completing the illusion.
Klaus Stiefel on Flickr

ichthyologist:

Leaf Scorpionfish (Taenianotus triacanthus)

As their name suggests, leaf scorpionfish are shaped like leaves which serves as a form of camouflage . Additionally, the fish will sway back and forth with the currents, completing the illusion.

Klaus Stiefel on Flickr

sci-universe:

We actually have pictures that great of Mars, a planet about 225 million kilometers (140 million miles) away from us.
Image copyright: NASA